BONUS MONDAY NO POLITICS POST!

And lest you think I’m joking (or being way over-the-top), more than a few game ‘journalists’ and arch-idiot Peter Molyneux have said, explicitly, that the two-screen set-up of the WiiU could be considered confusing:

“I am not really decided about Wii U. I watch people playing and they sometimes seem to be confused about which screen they should look at when they play with the tablet. I also feel that monitoring both screens turns out to be a bit demanding, as some games make it necessary to change your view from time to time between both screens.”

Yes, incredibly difficult. Like driving *and* checking the speedometer all at the same time! Oh no!

Or riding a bicycle *and* taking in the scenery! Look out! Your eyes aren’t on the road! It’s too demanding!

And maybe even: “I’m Peter Molyneux and it’s hard for me to be even reasonably fair since I’m still in thrall to sweet, sweet, Microsoft stock options! Plus, I’ve been so honest in regards to my own, utterly banal ‘but you believe me when I said it was the second coming of Christ Fable series’—every, single, damn, time!—for the past decade that you can totally take my word as an expert on all things gaming!” Impossible! (And totally predictable.)

Only in the world of game ‘journalism’ could something like the WiiU be considered a hard sell and only in the world of game ‘journalism’ can someone that’s a relentless shill be considered a credible source.