Hey, if I get one more follower on Twitter I’ll have 40! That’d be 40 more than my Dad who thinks Twitter is something twits do when they’re wasting time! Yay me!
(I kid, I kid. But please follow me. I’m begging you. Tell your friends, neighbors, or even your enemies! I just want to be loved!*)
*And to turn this into a million-dollar business. Somehow.